Dennis Rodman Wants a Nobel Peace Prize


Kim Jong-un and Dennis Rodman

According to Sports Illustrated, former NBA player and man of many layers, Dennis Rodman believes that he should be considered for a Nobel Peace Prize. ‘The Worm’ states that his relationship with new BFF and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is “breaking the ice between hostile countries.” Anything is possible…from kicking cameramen in the family jewels to  winning a Nobel Peace Prize!

“My mission is to break the ice between hostile countries,” Rodman says. “Why it’s been left to me to smooth things over, I don’t know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it’s the black guy’s [Obama’s] job. But I’ll tell you this: If I don’t finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something’s seriously wrong.”

Photo courtesy of Associated Press

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