Don’t you hate when you open the fridge only to find out that thing you were looking forward to smashing is nowhere to be found? That’s exactly what happened to a man employed at the Wakefern Food Corporation warehouse in Beinigsville, Pennsylvania. What was missing you might ask–a Jell-O snack cup, strawberry to be exact! Instead of chalking up the Jell-O cup as a loss, the 39-year-old man (grown-ass man) called local police to report the incident.
The police report from the incident obtained by The Smoking Gun reads
On October 10th, 2013 at 11:30 pm, an employee at Wakenfern reported that an unknown person stole his Jell-O brand strawberry Jell-O snack from the break room refrigerator. The employee continued that this was not the first time that his food had been stolen from the refrigerator. This incident remains under investigation.
This unacceptable behavior for a 39-year-old man. Now if it were steak–that’s a different story!