Man Delays Wedding After Removing Family Jewels



A couple set to start their new lives together had to postpone their wedding a half-hour after a man chopped off his testicles and entered the church. The man ran around the church leaving a bloody mess about an hour prior to the wedding; dropping one of his testicles on the floor in the process.

“There was blood all over the floor just outside the church. When I went in there it was like someone had been murdered. There was blood everywhere.

The vicar knew of the man and said he had come into the church as they were setting up. He said the man had chopped his testicles off with a pair of scissors and was going bezerk, chucking chairs around. I’m surprised he didn’t pass out.

When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.”

The man was arrested and taken to an area hospital before being carted to a mental institution for treatment.

How does one manage to give no damns about chopping off their sack?

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