The campaign to sign NBA all-star center Dwight Howard is heating up like crisco in a cast iron skillet. According to CBS Sports Raising Cane’s Dallas-Fort Worth area restaurants are offering Howard “free chicken fingers for life” if he signs with the Dallas Mavericks. What? What’s wrong with offering the black man chicken? Black people love chicken, right? He couldn’t possibly turn down free chicken for life, right? It’s clear someone at Rasing Cane’s did not think this through, or did they?
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